A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!
You: We believe you, Captain America.
You: We believe you, Captain America.
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The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.
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2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
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Get the believe mug.Cleveland is called Believeland because it's all about comeback. Yes, we know that the industry we were founded on left in the 1950s, our rivers used to catch on fire, our sports teams suck, our cops are bad and the lake effect snow is un-fucking-believable, but we're still on the upswing. Recently, Cleveland has gotten or is getting a casino and a huge medical center (Cleveland Clinic already has the best heart care in the nation), and Lake Erie coasts are being renovated. Not to mention Cedar Point, the Rock Hall, Little Italy and LeBron (again). Also the poor economy makes things like rent, groceries and high-quality weed cheaper than almost anywhere else in the country. But most importantly of all: we're not Detroit.
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