bonce balancing

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

by sangus June 6, 2018

bandanging

Game where one person sits in a shopping cart and another pushes the cart into a curb. The sitter must jump out as soon as the cart makes contact in order to obtain maximum height and distance.

There is a lot of bandanging in all of the CKY movies.

by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

baldascini

a person who likes to have sex with young black males, but mainly enjoys receiving not giving the hard core anal butt pleasure

1.man i totally was a baldascini last night that little kid will never be the same.

2.daddy i want to be a baldasini when i grow up.

by slut bucket November 23, 2006

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

balldancing

When a woman takes more then one set of nuts on the chin

Heather got really drunk and was balldancing with Jeremy and Tom.

by Carnivorous Rex May 15, 2003

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

Balancing on a cloud

Expression that represents a state of ease and efficiency when dealing with work tasks. It describes someone who can effortlessly handle multiple responsibilities, smoothly navigate different projects, and meet deadlines without feeling overwhelmed. It refers to individuals who execute their duties flawlessly, stay focused, and remain calm in the face of challenging workloads. This expression symbolises the perfect combination of being efficient, composed, and successful in the professional world.

Heather was amazed as Conan was balancing on a cloud, effortlessly handling his own homework and helping with her assignments.

by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023