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Balanced Craftwars

A game where you will lose 30 years of your life to get 2 angelic orbs.

Random person 1: I got Bene
Random person 2: DM
Random person 3: Slide
Random person 4: Slide please i need bene :sob:
Random person 5: omgfirebiome
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Balanced B-100 Complex

1. Great for taking with a lot of water if you feel like partying everyday and never having a hangover.

2. This product is a combination of B vitamins used to treat or prevent vitamin deficiency due to poor diet, certain illnesses, alcoholism, or during pregnancy. Vitamins are important building blocks of the body and help keep you in good health. B vitamins include thiamine, riboflavin, niacin/niacinamide, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, folic acid, and pantothenic acid.

3. The B vitamins may be necessary to:
Support and increase the rate of metabolism
Maintain healthy skin, hair and muscle tone
Enhance immune and nervous system function
Promote cell growth and division, including that of the red blood cells that help prevent anemia
Reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer - one of the most lethal forms of cancer - when consumed in food, but not when ingested in vitamin tablet form.
All B vitamins are water-soluble, and are dispersed throughout the body. Most of the B vitamins must be replenished regularly, since any excess is excreted in the urine.
B vitamins have also been hypothesized to improve the symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

Contains:

Thiamin (B-1): 100 mg, 6,667%
Riboflavin (B-2): 100 mg, 5,882%
Niacin (B-3): 100 mg, 500%
Vitamin B-6: 100 mg, 5,000%
Folate, Folic Acid, Folacin: 400 mcg, 100%
Vitamin B-12: 100 mcg, 1,667%
Biotin: 100 mcg, 33%
Pantothenic Acid: 100 mg, 1,000%
Chris: Man, I am having Delirium Tremens again, constantly shaking and hallucinating from 20 years of nonstop drinking.

Max: Chill man, take some of these. (Hands over Balanced B-100 Complex).

A couple hours later

Chris: You saved my life!

Max: What's new...
by Dr. Relief October 28, 2011
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Balanced White Man

Balanced White Man is an Internet personality frequently found on Worldstar dispelling fallacious arguments and reconstructing long held, but ultimately false concepts.

Balanced White Man isn’t affiliated with any organization but has many ties with gang members, most notably: Truth, Scotty Toad, SomaliSomali.

Balanced White Man is recognizable due to his distinct Carl Jung avatar.

Balanced White Man is credited with coining the term Afropean which is a portmanteau of a person of African & European heritage.
Balanced White Man doesn’t tolerate ignorance.
by Balanced White Man November 23, 2019
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Balanced Bliss Bonding

A holistic sexual and emotional practice for couples that can last for hours and consists of three phases.

It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.

This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.
"Ever since Mia and Alex started practicing Balanced Bliss Bonding, they've been walking around like giddy teenagers, high on love hormones and low on sleep!"

"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."

"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."
by Garbage Goober October 28, 2023
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Balanced Couponing

A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.
If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.
by couponpolice May 15, 2016
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Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008
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Balanced Couponing

The act of committing coupon fraud with out actually saying you are.

Example 1: Useing a gain laundry detergent coupon on Gain dish liquid.

Example 2: The main practice for coupon groups such as couponing at dollar general too! and all the too! groups.

Example 3: They way of couponing that www.whatsyourdeal.com promotes as legit couponing.
I'm going to use a gain laundry detergent coupon on gain dish liquid because it's balanced couponing even though it's not for the dish liquid.
by CouponPolicyPolice February 18, 2017
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