Dėdė Baklažanas

Dėdė Baklažanas (Uncle eggplant) Is a Lithuanian TikTok star, celebrity, that has a cult following. He is considered a god by some. If you stare at the mirror at midnight, light a candle and say his name 3 time, he will appear behind you. He is an adult male (17-55 y.o.), he always hides his face behind a sock with holes for his mouth and eyes. He claims to be a philosopher, actor, artist and a teacher of life. His other nickname is Baklis or baklazhanas.

He is wearing a sock on his face with holes, he must be Dėdė Baklažanas.

by pyus May 25, 2020

Baklava Surprise

Using baklava for a sexual add on

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.

by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010

baclamated

To be joyous, depressed, cheerful, sad, happy, dissatisfied, merry, and sorrowful. This is used when you have no idea how you're feeling.

Oh yeah, i'm hella baclamated right now after the breakup.

by Sirlester January 25, 2021

baklava

A dessert which thought to be Greek by many stupid brainless people. It is just a Turkish dessert. And Turks do it the best! And they are so proud of every single one of their food. Turks are just not like Greeks.. Greeks steal, Turks don't give shits.

"OH MY GOD! THIS BAKLAVA I HAD IN TURKEY WAS AMAZING!"
"WAS IS THE PISTACHIO ONE? CUZ IT IS THE BEST ONE;)" wink wink***

by turkish_girl May 18, 2016

Baklava

1.The finest darn thang you will ever eat

2. A way to negatively describe every Logan\jake Paul video

Logan Paul videos are total. Backlava
I corning love baklava

by Chef man May 4, 2018

baklava

a euphemism for anal sex (a play on both "back love" and "Greek" sex)

How about a little baklava for dessert?

by getac2 November 14, 2021

Baklava

What people who are too damn stupid to sound out "balaclava" say when referring to the black wool face hood used in the military.

It's not a pastry dumbass.

SGT Stupid: "High Speed! Take that baklava off your head when you're inside a building."

by Govt Incompetence May 2, 2021