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Bake the bread

Energetic sexual activity that rocks the bed so much it seems like it's going to break.

There is usually no intent however to put a bun in the oven
Him: Huh huh huh ... you like that!?
Her: Oh my god baby you're going to bake the bread!
by sijafo July 12, 2010
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Baking Banana Bread

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate
"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."
by Big Birm October 11, 2004
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Bread baking

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough
Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking
by Minority Cubed March 17, 2019
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bread baked

a phrase meaning the act of getting one's hair cut
"Hey Duvall, I see you got your bread baked."
by Woozlee December 15, 2008
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Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.
I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”
by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021
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baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.
Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!
by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014
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Baking Bread

"Sorry, we can't have sex tonight, I'm baking bread down there."
by Timmy Gumdrops January 6, 2017
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