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bake a cake

To flirt with your boyfriend and/or girlfriend on the phone, and be overly sweet to them.

V. Being overly sweet to said bf/gf on the phone.
Jim- Where is Bob?

Rick- Oh he's just left to bake a cake with his girlfriend on the phone. Man, he is sappy when he's around her.
by playa42343 April 30, 2008
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bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.
Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.
by ej159 January 7, 2009
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bake a cake

Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose
You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?
by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013
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bake a cake

get a woodie

someone could 'bake your cake'
by James March 29, 2005
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Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.
Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.
by Thedirtybaker February 1, 2023
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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.
Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.
by Judster October 16, 2004
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