Wattage Bazooka

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

by hlfssw July 21, 2016

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When one gets bopped in the head by a set of hooters, jugs, or large "bazookas". Can be both intentional or unintentional.

1) Cody got knocked the fuck out by Samantha's bazookas after teaching her how to play football.

2) Gordy was jumping on the trampoline with Miranda. She accidentally gave him the bazooka bop when her heavy hangers smacked him cold upside the head.

3) Latifa was pissed at Deshaun for smoking all her crystal. She gave him the ole' bazooka bop to the side of the face.

by jdrubadub August 28, 2010

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