Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019

Baginus

The combination of 3 words; vagina, bussy, & anus. It is great to use in an insult, or wherever you feel “Baginus” looks right in a sentence.

Moose: Hey man, cook me up some chicken tenders will you?

Walie: *sniff sniff*, bro what is that smell?

Moose: ?

Walie: Bro you smell like fucking Baginus

Moose: DAMN that bad??

by symbolicss November 28, 2022

Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

She has horrendous freezer bags that one

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Falling Fun Bags

Adjective
Tits moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.

My tits are falling at an accelerated rate. They are falling fun bags

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Nard Bags

When one must say all with nothing but this cruel box.

Eli: Have you ever supposed the role of our perception in determining the objective truth. That is the transmigration of knowing in one instance to not knowing in another.

BoothMane: Nard Bags!

by shift_fucker February 9, 2019

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

Whoopie Bags

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.

Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.

by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009