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bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
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Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.
person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.
by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020
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Bunker Babes

A group of white women, with an unhealthy obsession of Matt Lanter and his eyes. Tend to have a right wing political leaning. Multiple holes offend them. Cult like status.

Pastimes include:

- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.

- Running multiple shame accounts.

- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.

- Buying mugs.
The Bunker Babes have 88 holes between them.

Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!

The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.
by 88holes May 7, 2019
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Bagel-faced Dipshit

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020
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Blazing Bagel

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.
Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!
by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010
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Tiger bagel

Usually used to describe a somewhat beautiful Filipino that has soft brown eyes, pretty rad hair, a lame personality and a great ass. Usually have SSSS.
Bro tiger bagels are better than cinnamon crunch bagels
by smooth99 July 8, 2015
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Peanut Butter Bagel

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.
She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!
by JDGfootman April 26, 2009
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