A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the bagel hoarder mug.A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.
by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020
Get the Hope Bagel mug.A group of white women, with an unhealthy obsession of Matt Lanter and his eyes. Tend to have a right wing political leaning. Multiple holes offend them. Cult like status.
Pastimes include:
- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.
- Running multiple shame accounts.
- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.
- Buying mugs.
Pastimes include:
- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.
- Running multiple shame accounts.
- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.
- Buying mugs.
The Bunker Babes have 88 holes between them.
Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!
The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.
Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!
The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.
by 88holes May 7, 2019
Get the Bunker Babes mug.Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"
by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020
Get the Bagel-faced Dipshit mug.The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.
Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!
Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!
Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!
by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010
Get the Blazing Bagel mug.Usually used to describe a somewhat beautiful Filipino that has soft brown eyes, pretty rad hair, a lame personality and a great ass. Usually have SSSS.
by smooth99 July 8, 2015
Get the Tiger bagel mug.When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.
by JDGfootman April 26, 2009
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