bagels 

"bagels" is a term to use when an older womans boobs are sagging very low.

oh my good look at ms. connies bagels! they are practically in her oven!

bagels by hot cheetos January 10, 2013

bagels 

a replacement for sexual activity.

-ey did you get some bagels last night?
+yeah cuh. cream cheese and alllll!

bagels by k-deezie March 14, 2008

Bagels 

Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?

I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.

Bagels by MILFHunter6699 January 26, 2011

bagels 

What is a bagel? is it food? Breakfast? No, it is the very foundation of every black hole in the universe by eating one you absorb infinite mass making all things get pulled to you, even the remote across the room you're trying to use the force on, but beware of the bagel's great power your house will probably implode on you if you eat it. and then the entire universe will be sucked into you, ripping a massive hole in our reality.

person 1: oh free bagels
person 2: no don...

bagels by That boi from school October 23, 2019

bagels 

Sometimes used as replacement for swear words.

What is this bagels? (What is this shit?)

Oh noes teh bagels!

bagels by Nate Nieslen September 22, 2007

Bagels 

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public

"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"

Bagels by Lume9797 March 24, 2016

Bagels 

The best breakfast food.

Bagels are best when paired with cream cheese. Any other way is just wrong.

Bagels by IM RIGHT KEIRA February 27, 2020