Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.
Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"
by BatDyke July 6, 2008
Get the Ear Badgers mug.To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse
R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.
by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009
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Similar to a tramp stamp, a ratchet badge is a tattoo located on the upper breast of a female. Usually but not limited to animal claw prints, tribal designs and most commonly their baby daddy's name.
Brenda's love for Jamal is forever inked in ratchet history as she tattoo's his name and jersey number on her upper breast. She wears it like a badge of honor ... we forever know it as a ratchet badge.
by redstararmy May 22, 2013
Get the ratchet badge mug.An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.
by I Know Things May 26, 2014
Get the Free-lance honey badger mug.Damn did you see Clay's red badge of passion on his neck this morning. Yeah that must have been some encounter.
by Fleece Johnson July 25, 2010
Get the red badge of passion mug.Silver badger is opposite of a silver fox. He is a old ,gray ,broke player still relying on his sexual ability to get by. Also a bit shaddy to make up for his broke ass .
1.I thought John was a silver fox I was duped by a Silver Badger
2. Silver badger dont give a shit
He will take thay ladies money while at the same time Springer.
2. Silver badger dont give a shit
He will take thay ladies money while at the same time Springer.
by BBJ HoneyMandger 69 April 24, 2020
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by sir spamalot August 30, 2012
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