Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.

don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.

by qwik5 October 22, 2010

Bastion Booger

the funniest professional wrestler in the history of WWF. I saw him win a match by falling on his oponent, then he belched and ate a banana with his mouth open.

Bastion Booger rocks! Bring back Bastion Booger to the WWF

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Blaction

noun. A portmanteau of black and action
Like regular action but black

Shaft: it's time to stop lazing around and take some serious blaction!!

I've had enough vanilla baby! i wanna get me some blaction!

by SexyMexicanMaid October 17, 2008

Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.

I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

Bastion main

When someone lacking soul or skill mains bastion in Overwatch

Oh no. Not a bastion main!

by M3m310rd September 16, 2016

Bastion

To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.

That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.

by PooFlavin October 13, 2021