Rub some bacon on it

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

by Sid potter December 16, 2016

put some bacon on it

it means if something goes wrong put some bacon on it

my taxes are stupid "put some bacon on it"

by MS_JAMES December 6, 2016

Throw Some Bacon on It

Literally no fucks given

Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"

by Samiee15 October 8, 2016

Bacon hard-on

An erect penis wrapped in cured meat

"Oh my god, what is that?"
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."

by Booby Joo July 12, 2018

Gang Bangin' On Bacon

Being mad or upset early in the morning

Lynn: Good morning Bdb!
Bdb: Ain't nothing GOOD about it!
Lynn: Dang, you gang bangin' on bacon nigga?!

by BDB_ September 2, 2016

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004