Baconstrip

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.

As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

or

He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

baconsex

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.

I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.

by idbeholda October 11, 2006

Baconsmith

A man who carves sculptures entirely out of pork product.

Did you see that scale model of the Mother Theresa that Jim the Baconsmith sculpted?

by JayX June 23, 2005

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011

baconsupremacy

block unfriend done report

I say raph mom look like my smell now no liar me baconsupremacy ur mom no dead sir

by no bully rat >:C May 5, 2022

baconswag

The state of euphoria induced only through bacon indulgence.

Mark woke up in a terrible mood, but after eating a delicious breakfast that included bacon, he got his baconswag back.

by baconswag June 24, 2014

backonine

A word frequently used by idiots in the NOC to inform clients that their server is up and running.

After M. Ali finished his nightly workout of humping Chung, he informed the client that his server "no come back onine and needs inveatigaton"

by GT slam March 2, 2004