messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006

Lana Backwards

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.

Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*

by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018

cardigan backyardigan

The real full name of the rapper "Cardi B". She has made such classics like Bodak Yellow.

Guy 1: "Hey guys have you heard the new cardigan backyardigan song yet?"
Guy 2: "Sadly, i haven't, but i bet its awesome!

by Gravixx September 3, 2018

Backwards dragon

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.

My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.

by Heather Timm February 10, 2021

BACKYARD BOOGIE

dirt weed,regualar ass weed,bush,reggie miller,

"that backyard boogie will have ya knock tha fuck out"

by lunaticloco January 2, 2008

backwards inbred fuck

A backwards inbred fuck is what you call someone when you can't think of an insult and your pissed af.

Fuck you Rafael! You are a backwards inbred fuck!

by cadro65 March 2, 2021

backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!

Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"

by BellyJabies March 15, 2015