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The money you get from the state or baby daddy for your kids. This tends to increase with the number of kids you give birth to.
"I'm waitin' on my babymoney to come in to get the flat screen"
babymoney by supernass April 24, 2008

Baby Moon 

They are going on a baby moon to key west
Baby Moon by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

baby moon 

Supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. Mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. Maybe a weekend, maybe a week. Requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. Travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. Eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.
Preggers Newlywed: I've just found out. A week after the honeymoon, I'm 4 weeks prganant! Can you believe? Time to plan a baby moon!
baby moon by dustruffle July 26, 2008

honey baby moon 

When you get married while pregnant so your honeymoon and baby moon are the same trip.
As the bride was six months pregnant, the vacation after the wedding was really a honey baby moon.
honey baby moon by behill June 8, 2022

Baby Moon Pie Shit 

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket
Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit
Baby Moon Pie Shit by BreezyRang February 14, 2018
A new trend that requires mooning people with a red painted butt
John: Hey Dude look over here
Jake: What is it?

John pulls down his pants and Babmoons Jake

Jake: Ah Darnit! You Baabmooned me!
Babmoon by wordtoshad December 20, 2012