babybangs

when your swim cap rips out your baby hairs so they turn to small like bangs that are very ugly

“What did you do to your hair?”
“Nothing, these are the babybangs”

by jaxs July 5, 2019

Baby Brain

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.

Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain

by Allen Watts March 4, 2009

Batbrain

A Batman fan who always has Batman on the brain.

Ever since Tim saw his first Batman movie, he's been a total batbrain.
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Mr.Person A:Yesterday I saw some nerd running around in a Batman suit.
Mr.Person B:What a batbrain.

by Wilddwarf June 27, 2009

Babyrank

Not doing something to a full extent; Being scared of doing something.

Damn mikity was babyranking it last night.
Vargas is a babyrank when it comes to dirtbikes.

by mikity May 13, 2008

Baby brain

When your intelligence goes from a high IQ. To an absolute vegetable

Hey what did you do today.

Just some house work I hung out the dishes on the washing line and vacuumed the driveway. Opps I had baby brain

by Te-realiest November 20, 2020

Baby Brain

What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.

"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."

by M-A G January 5, 2023

Babybirding

Older people kissing in public like a bird feeding its baby

Uncle Nob and his new girlfriend were babybirding in front of everyone even the kids

by MummySheaf November 18, 2018