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Big Cry Baby

Person 1 "Did you see the way Cam Newton acted after Super Bowl 50?"
Person 2 "Yeah, he's just a Big Cry Baby."
by Rev PN Snooze September 20, 2016
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Bitch ass cry baby

Someone who complains and cries about everything and anything in their life to whoever will listen.
I bumped into a bitch ass cry baby at the store. Took me 20 minutes longer just to grab some bananas.
by TwoBrosOneCup July 16, 2020
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make baby jesus cry

Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.

Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.

Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:

Def 1:

Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.

George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.

9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.

AOL makes baby Jesus cry.

Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.

The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.

Def 2:

I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!

The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!

Def 3:

Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.

So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.

Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
by Mark H July 20, 2004
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Cry-baby jackson

A younger sibling who exaggerates an injury to get an older sibling in trouble with their parents
Mom: why did you hurt Jonathan?
Me: I barely touched him, he's just being a cry-baby Jackson
by Nitsujboy June 14, 2019
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cry baby kerr

weak willed, dishonest, steroid dealer, who gets his ass beaten in the cage and cries about it
by big boy November 7, 2003
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Cry Baby

Someone who whines and cries.
Leonardo.E.Mitre is a member of AVALON, and he is a Cry Baby.
by AMEX forever July 3, 2012
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cry baby

Contrary to the actual words used, a cry baby neither cries nor is an infant, but is a fully grown adult who whines too much and should know better.

A cry baby will normally complain about the most petty things, like there being no packets of brown sugar on their hotel room tea tray, the fact the train is four minutes late, and being dumped by their significant other.

The only acceptable way to deal with a cry baby is to pretend to physically cry when they start complaining, by rubbing ones eyes and quivering ones bottom lip in a totally OTT manner, followed by the put-down "don't cry about it".
Tubs: "Can you believe it, there's no haddock left down the chippy!"
Edward: "Boo-hoo, don't cry about it, cry baby!"
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
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