The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

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baby shitter

The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world

Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter

by 9o47 January 2, 2008

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my baby sister

someone in my family that pisses on anything but i still love her
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my baby sister

me: leaves clothes on the floor.
her: pisses on them

ignore this
my baby sister

by minecraftgoatttt August 30, 2021

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The youngest sister in a family; Baby by name only, usually the brattiest in the line of kin; Daughter with most praise given to her because she is the last girl that will ever pass her mother's birth canal; Known to be Assertive; likes to create her own rules, especially when playing cards or board games; Baby Sister: Nickname given to a younger & dearly loved girl sibling (like: Davina Roxanne) or a brother everyone else in the family thinks is a whiner or a sissy.

I would have been the favorite child if it hadn't been for my baby sister.

by Poof Dog 411 September 8, 2014

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Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.

Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010