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A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.
She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon
Baboon by Krzychudab March 27, 2007
To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.
Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
baboon by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006
Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
Baboon by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006
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baboon by timan March 24, 2017
A blackened or pigmented black person that has village instincts similar to that of a baboon. Eg. Beating their meat and chest
"This black fuck is being a baboon"
Baboon by Blackbarbiedoll January 12, 2021
A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.
Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!
Baboon by Muff butt January 11, 2009