Brown Cow

the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow

Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"

by JKitsLUCAS April 17, 2011

Brown Cow

When you perform anal oral and you notice you have a chocolate milk tongue afterwards.

OMG, like last night, I was putting my toungue into my girl friend butt and like afterwards, my toungue was brown, ewwww I had a brown cow.

by Frank Mancuso July 20, 2008

Brown Cow

The semen from a man that comes out of a women's vagina after sex, when she has been off her period for a few days.

"I gave the farmers daughter a brown cow"

by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010

brown cow stunning

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.

person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!

by lizzi fuentes July 20, 2018

milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

Brown Cow Stunning

Brown Cow Stunning is a term used when someone's look is completely perfect head-to-toe.
This term was invented by Monique Heart, a queen who competed on the tenth season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

YOU CAN'T CLOCK THIS MUG AMERICA! I'M BROWN COW STUNNING!

by mndrl September 1, 2018

brown cow

a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.

during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm

by jordon_guv June 10, 2005