brophecy

A prediction of a brotastic future that winds up coming true.

"I told you dropping out of law school to do a software startup was a better idea than wasting time at Harvard. Aren't we rolling in dough like I told you we would be all those years ago?"

"Dude, I'm sorry I ever doubted you - it was a brophecy!"

by JimboTheAwesome April 2, 2013

Brochief

A bro,a friend,or a leader of a group of friends. The chief of all your bros.

person 1:Yo brochief,where were you today?
person 2: sorry bro,i have the shits.
person 1: haha thats fucking nasty bro.

by The chosen epic one October 1, 2010

Brophilia

Friendship Plus Ultra, if u know u know. Undeniable bruh moment, tight like the ass cheeks in a boxer.

Peter: ur so fine bruh 😩
Mo: look at u pretty

Brophilia right there

by zaworldo June 17, 2021

Bropie

When one steals their bestfriend's received nudes (of their bestfriend's girlfriend, etc.) in order to masturbate.

- Broo, John hacked Sam's phone to get all of the nudes his girl has been sending him.
- No way! I can't believe John got bropied!

by Lemourave March 18, 2019

brothie

A very special best friend that you love and see as a brother!

Hey brothie, let's go have some brunch!

by Elijahmunoz January 12, 2014

brophicate

To destroy something through inappropriate behavior

Greg had three pitchers of margaritas and tried to hitch a ride on a schoolbus. He fell off and brophicated his front teeth

by Gary June July 8, 2003

Brophilactic

A friend who consistently interrupts or makes invalid your attempts to score with a female but is still your bro.

Johnny would have nailed that blonde chick if it wasn't for Charles rippin one in the car. What a brophilactic.

by Loafysnacks November 26, 2010