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1. "Stretch" as uttered from the mouth of someone, who like the apted-named character from "Fat Albert," suffers from mushmouth.

2. Exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.

3. Can be yelled in response to the original "bretcher" as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.
1. Richards: "Everybody get down and BRETCH!!!"

2. JB: "I'll never stop smoking!"
Richards: "Well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz I'll have none of that!"

3. Richards: "Everybody BRETCH!:"
Ralph (obnoxiously loud): "BRETCH!!!"
Richards: ".....bastard"
bretch by Kenndawg September 15, 2005
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Alex boettcher 

The literal god of everything we know. Will kill you if you upset him because he has power, if you don’t worship him your cursed.
Alex is amazing

Jimmothy: Alex boettcher is dum.
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Alex follower named Max: kill your self u prat.
Alex boettcher by DONKEY_HEAD February 28, 2020

Andrew Thomas Bettcher 

the guy with the hot sister that James Likes
Andrew Thomas Bettcher and his hot sister lives at 1 culburra avenue go see his sister or call
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bretthauer

male prostitute. one who walks the streets to give up poonanny.
see that guy walking down the avenue, he is a bretthauer.
bretthauer by El Chief September 10, 2006

Bretchin 

A Jamacian Nickname used when saying hello or calling on somebody.
Yo bretchin, whats going on?
or
Bretchin, That was insane!!
Bretchin by Sabs December 3, 2004

Bretthew 

That ginger is such a Bretthew
Bretthew by Cheredan April 22, 2011
n. a pest, an annoying or troublesome person or thing,
something difficult causing a great deal of anxiety, a beast

v. to complain
His Physics exam today was a bretch.

That kid looks like an overzealous bretch.
bretch by tinesife December 30, 2011