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BRETTCH

Brett {Adams - from Townsville} + bitch.
(adj.) Calling someone a Brettch. Example: "You burnt the mushrooms on the BBQ. You're such a brettch!"

(verb). Brettching... when someone does anything remotely annoying. Example:-
TJ: "Can you stop brettching!?!"
Derek: "What the f*ck am I doing?!"
TJ: "You're being a Brettch (adj.) by turning the BBQ knobs up and down constantly!!!"
Derek: "Whatever... Brettch."
by Brenda&Leonie January 12, 2009
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Boettchers

The crusty, discolored tip of an elbow. Also may be known as "Elephant Elbows".
Oh no! My boettchers just snagged my sweater!
by iBetty June 20, 2011
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Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher

A short Asian boy who is trilingual and speaks like he is a british person in the 18th century.
You: Hey Alex want to hang out
Alex Muramatsu-Boettcher: No, I’m much too knackered to hang out with a prat like you
by Xx_ultragamer69420_xX January 14, 2020
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bretchybop

The real name for girls named Brielle
Hey Bretchybop
by Nickname King December 28, 2020
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Bretch Hill

Originally the dumping ground for Britain's unwanted, the Oxfordshire-(in)famous street and surrounding estate has now bred it's own race accross Banbury. Has reached news headlines a number of times including the most recent beheading in nearby Mold Crescent.
Person: "oi brrap yo let's go up Bretch and get sum bud off ya mum"
Other person: "innit Bretch Hill brrrap"
by ElleFi May 21, 2009
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Bretthorical

A form of question often asked by GOP senators in order to produce an effect or to make a statement rather than to elicit information.
Bretthorical question: "So, Judge Kavanaugh, let me ask, did you ever lay your honest and decent hands on this despicable woman?"
by Ron Pasas September 29, 2018
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Bretch marks

When a person’s clothing stretches (specifically around the breast area) due to having too large of breasts, with too small of a shirt. This gives the appearance of stretch marks in the shirt material and is best viewed with a white shirt. Also applies to men with moobs.
“Dude, look at that chick walking down the street...major bretch marks with that extra small t shirt with them Double-D’s”

“That guy has bretch marks...he better do some push-ups and hit the gym
by joeypockets October 21, 2018
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