bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 13, 2003

bonk-on

a 'bonk-on' is another term used to describe an erect penis due to arousal

"my God Dave, did you see that girl?! she's fine! I've got a bit of a bonk-on now"

by TomTom20 June 23, 2008

bonk

The act of sexual intercourse.

I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.

by Wez May 03, 2004

bonk

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

by Comedy Dave June 05, 2004

bonk

The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Who want's some a' this! BONK!

by Timic83 June 12, 2008

bonking

Having Sex

He was bonking his lover

by weird jazz August 13, 2003

Bonked

Something or Someone thats Fucked up

That girl's shoes are BONKED UP!

That party banthin was the bizz. I was bonked the bonk up.

by calbonk August 13, 2006