Bonar 

Verb: The act of chasing someone around with a raging hard boner, in hopes to get some kind of a response.

-or-

Noun: A raging hard boner that is chasing someone around in hopes to get some kind of a response.

I am going bonar on that, just activated my bonar after seeing that.

Bonar by Apoch Ghost January 17, 2019

Bonar Sonar

An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.

*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"

Bonar Sonar by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010

Bonar It 

to stay at home on a Friday, Saturday, or obvious social hangout night to socialize on your own or with your girlfriend/boyfriend

Dude, I think I'm just going to Bonar It tonight and watch a movie with Steph.

Bonar It by Bonopio March 18, 2008

BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

BonÄr Scale by Anonymous March 6, 2003

bonar smash 

A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.

I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand

I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder

Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex

It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex

I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes

To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace

The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass

I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers

I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense

I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian

"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way

(NOT ENTIRE SONG)

bonar smash by Audience member June 9, 2013

bonar appetit 

Women that is Hungry, and longs to graze on a extended flag pole, with a Sexual appetite

Oh lord here she goes again, she must have developed a bonar appetit.

bonar appetit by Bugs Life April 18, 2018

Bonar Street 

A set of 7 majority black and hispanic apartments in Berkley, California right infront of a park. Spot where every few weeks you'll here someone got shot there because of the local Norteños or black gang who run the apartments. These apartments range from hella run down to super rich yet all maintain the same level of crime.

"I'm from Bonar Street."
"You must be with Westside Berkley 14."

Bonar Street by dajdokshfh November 27, 2024