Bodi
A Bodi is the best possible friend you can ever imagine: she (she, not he) is funny, pretty, gezellig and she loves to be around people. All the other meanings of Bodi on this website are dumb, so this is is especially to make it better.
Bodi’s often change their dreamjobs and can be compared to Barbie. Just like Barbie they have different interests each week. As a child, a Bodi might have the strange habit of wanting to become a clown. That’s where the job obsession starts. Bodi’s would for example love to be interior designers, English teachers, Real Estate something, Spanish, wedding organisers, shoe artists, and massagers. The good thing is that they never get tired of new things.
A real Bodi loves good food, especially when someone else pays it. Just kidding, they pay their own food from time to time.
A Bodi might fall in love with strange guys, but at least she’s very honest and loyal to those people. The guys always have dark hair. When a Bodi is in love she’s 10000% into him, but her friends may think the guy is an idiot. Did I already tell you that friends are always right? Grappiee
Her looks: Very pretty, fake blonde, brown eyes, extremely muscular (just kidding). Her teeth are so bright that people have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen around her, so they won’t hurt their eyes or get a sunburn.
Her best friend’s name rhymes with Haira and her mom’s name sounds like Ranja. She falls for guys rhyming with Wilan, Fylan, Hoe and Flamairo.
Bodi’s often change their dreamjobs and can be compared to Barbie. Just like Barbie they have different interests each week. As a child, a Bodi might have the strange habit of wanting to become a clown. That’s where the job obsession starts. Bodi’s would for example love to be interior designers, English teachers, Real Estate something, Spanish, wedding organisers, shoe artists, and massagers. The good thing is that they never get tired of new things.
A real Bodi loves good food, especially when someone else pays it. Just kidding, they pay their own food from time to time.
A Bodi might fall in love with strange guys, but at least she’s very honest and loyal to those people. The guys always have dark hair. When a Bodi is in love she’s 10000% into him, but her friends may think the guy is an idiot. Did I already tell you that friends are always right? Grappiee
Her looks: Very pretty, fake blonde, brown eyes, extremely muscular (just kidding). Her teeth are so bright that people have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen around her, so they won’t hurt their eyes or get a sunburn.
Her best friend’s name rhymes with Haira and her mom’s name sounds like Ranja. She falls for guys rhyming with Wilan, Fylan, Hoe and Flamairo.
Sara: Hey Bodi, what do you think of this?
Bodi: Perfect, I’ll write one about you too!
Sara: Wow I did not at all expect that
‘That person looks strange, must be a Bodi’
Bodi: Perfect, I’ll write one about you too!
Sara: Wow I did not at all expect that
‘That person looks strange, must be a Bodi’
Bodi by Ihavenoideawhothisishmm November 22, 2021
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