Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING

by silky$ August 10, 2012

Blanket

That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning

Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!

by Vormix June 5, 2018

Blanket

Large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.

A blanket of robots attacked the space station leaving no survivors.

by Matthew Liguori December 20, 2006

blankets

POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."

1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."

2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."

3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"

by Burner aka Klitz July 20, 2008

Blanket

Something that keeps you warm when you go to sleep or take a nap

Child: I'm going to sleep mum.
Mother: Okay don't forget to use a blanket it;s really cold today.
Child: I'm already in a blanket.

by Snow/Ruby May 26, 2021

Blanket

A way in which you stroke someones face from forehead to chin. Can be mistaken for sexual innuendo, but dont be mistaken for the fun and creativity it brings. Other related actions are also "tea towelling" and "swiping".

"im going to blanket the shit out of you" "im going to blanket you all night long"

by blanketmaster123 October 29, 2011

Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."

by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008