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Blumpkin Pie 

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
Blumpkin Pie by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Blumpkin pie 

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.
I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie
Blumpkin pie by AChan March 24, 2007

blumpkin pie 

Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth
blumpkin pie by schlong18 November 29, 2013

Blumpkin Pie 

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.
Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!
Blumpkin Pie by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise 

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom. 

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.