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Blue moon 

Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.
Lucy: Arrgghhh!!

Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate
Blue moon by MommaGeee April 9, 2021

BLUE MOON 

Getting fucked in the ass and indefinitly almost cumming and never getting there...
"I gave her ass such a pounding last night but all she got out of it was a blue moon...."
BLUE MOON by Belhol42 February 22, 2023

blue moon 

A sexual act in which blue slurpee, soft drink or food dye is placed into a menstruating vagina. The subsequent period blood which comes forth, along with the blue drink is known as the blue moon, due to the blue colour and the period happening once a month, or moon.
Steve: Shana told me she was on her period last night, so I decided to give her a blue moon.
Jay: Cool digs man.
blue moon by CHOLERA MAN January 2, 2010

blue moon 

(adj.) A person who is extremely odd and weird, for ordering an ice cream that is almond flavored, yet colored blue.
Some boys are just so blue moon, they ask for your number, but never call you.
blue moon by Mk!at. June 26, 2008

blue moon 

the shoving of ones ass (moon) into a womans face and holding in place until the face turns blue.
"last night jessica wouldn't give me a blow job, so i decided to give her a blue moon"
blue moon by herb alfred January 6, 2007

blue moon 

when a guy moons you but they also pull their balls back between their thighs
Pat enjoyed giving everyone a blue moon
blue moon by C4 December 12, 2003