blonk

To hit someone with a large trout that weighs at least 20 pounds.

He was being annoying, so I blonked him.

by Kate the Toad Slayer September 30, 2007

blonk

A personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term "blog").

"Nobody tells me anything anymore. They're scared it's going to wind up in my blonk. As if! This blonk is strictly me me me, that's the whole point of a blonk isn't it?"

by Annie Rhiannon December 10, 2006

blonk

Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw

As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.

by elfy September 18, 2004

Blonk

An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing

Wow that's a real blonk!

Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

blonk

To blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.

I blonked my nose so hard I heard the echo in the room.

by eric torkelson January 27, 2005

BLONK

BLONK (pronunciation: bah-lohnk) is a crappy band that creates shitty techno that sounds like its from the 80s. -{quoted by j-mar}
It is also a common term used in very, very famous shali song lyrics. I mean *song lyrics

(8)i remember that we had no structure,
a lonely park that night i wish i BLONKed her

by Barrack Obama March 21, 2008

Blonk

An obviously long blink when ones eyes stay closed longer than a normal, quick, reflexive blink.

You look so lame when you blonk your eyes like that.

by Superflykristipie May 21, 2018