Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.
Blonk and you'll miss it.
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Get the Blonk mug.the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.
the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.
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Get the Blonks mug.Blonk is the name of immature/disrespectful/rude fans of Blackpink. It is a name created by Blinks- Blackpink's fans that show the fandom in good light, by being respectful and mature. Blonks are usually very rude towards people from other fandoms or their own, and try to make their favourite group seeming superior to others or/and insult certain members/groups that they may dislike or feel threatened by.
iKONIC: Damn why are some people of your fandom going so hard on that member from a girl/boy group?
Blink: We do not really consider them part of our fandom, we call them Blonks, because they show BlackPink in bad light.
Blink: We do not really consider them part of our fandom, we call them Blonks, because they show BlackPink in bad light.
by Rosieareroses August 23, 2018
Get the Blonks mug.Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
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