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blanky

The act of texting an acquaintance with a blank text. The implication of this is that you would blank said acquaintance if you saw them walking along on the street and they said hi to you. Blankies are used to show a general dislike or anger towards a person.

The effect is doubled if the person on the receiving end owns an old phone which can only store a limited number of texts (e.g. a Nokia 3310).
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: What's up, James?
Person 1: Jenny just sent me a blanky.
Person 2: Ha, she must really hate you.
by seafordfmrulez June 21, 2012
mugGet the blankymug.

Blanky

A blanky is a particularly appeasing sexual technique used for extreme arousal; usually only women skilled in oral can pull it off.
Man that girl gives a good blanky.

I got a blanky last night, it was the best.
by W0lfPunk January 26, 2011
mugGet the Blankymug.

blanky

a man who can not ejaculate
nick doesn't watch porn anymore because he's a blanky
by getsome... July 3, 2008
mugGet the blankymug.

blankie

a little girl that likes to pretend that shes black, and/or hispanic, in lineage.
by sillybear October 12, 2003
mugGet the blankiemug.

blanky mcblanksalot

A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.
Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.
by Joey Headset March 7, 2008
mugGet the blanky mcblanksalotmug.

Blankie mode

when you are in a blanket all day and refuse to leave it
or
when people used to play guitar hero and covered half their screen with a blanket to form a false hyperspeed
"yo imma go blankie mode"
"it's better with a heated blanket"
"that's why I have one."

"fuck it, blankie mode time"
*proceeds to cover half the screen with a blanket*
"ah, perfect"
by TruDruChocolateMilk October 5, 2020
mugGet the Blankie modemug.

yankie blankie

Yankie Blankie refers to the dexterous process of masturbation done under any type of fabric layer (such as a blanket) in which it is preformed by either yourself or someone else.
I was flying home from a boating trip at sea when the person I was holding hands with slowly put my hand on his junk that was stealthily hidden underneath a blanket where I then proceeded to give him a yankie blankie
by delfatedoctopus September 17, 2020
mugGet the yankie blankiemug.

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