Birkenstock stink

When someone does such a bad rangus on their sandals it becomes saturated with stink. Then a cow comes along and sucks it all up.

Dorian had some major Birkenstock stink going on

by Poner May 9, 2024

National Birkenstock Day

March 16 is National Birkentsock Day. Wear your Birkenstocks on March 16!

Kim: "Isn't tomorrow National Birkenstock Day?"
Pete: "Yea, it is!"
Kim: "Wanna wear matching Birkenstocks tomorrow?"
Pete: "Sure, why not."

by kaleyley March 15, 2022

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

firkenstocks

Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

by Greg Potter June 1, 2007

Birkenmocks

Birkenmocks are any type or brand of fake Birkenstocks. Hence the stem word "mock". Birkenmocks are cheaper than the actual hippie shoes and can often be found on the feet of cheap/broke activists, treehuggers, peacniks, along with many lazy high schoolers. These shoes say "I'm a hippie on a budget".

Mari was too broke for the real thing, so she bought some Birkenmocks from Payless.

by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009