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Benedict 

An English guy whose best hobbies is lying and cheating. Someone you shouldn't hang out with if you want your reputation to be outstanding.
I found him kissing with someone else that wasn't his girlfriend. He is such a Benedict.
Benedict by anonimous34927 September 26, 2010

Benedict 

Matt Benedict is soft as shit.
Benedict by Pinky 6788 July 11, 2017

Benedict 

can be an absolute bellend, but yet so gay. he likes crystal meth in his car and he will pick up any lasses off the street and take them to druggers. he also bum fucks other boys In his free time because he is so fucking gay. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH EGGS BENEDICT JAMES BROUGHTON.
I like to fuck chickens for fun because they give me eggs benedict

benedict 

A fucking asshole who always gets you angry but sometimes is fun to be around mostlly because he is funny
Guess who sold this amazing thing to me benedict did
benedict by 7122e September 29, 2017

Benedict 

Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.
Guy 1) Want to see my dick?

Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?

Guy 1) There you go :D

Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!
Benedict by BCWFYB April 13, 2010

benedict 

an aussie slang word used mainly by 'stingray' in neighbours which means to be a traitor.
you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass
benedict by steven thackwray September 28, 2006