N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.
by G.M.H. January 16, 2010
belgian waffles those are some tasty treats
by stoutmemes March 18, 2018
A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.
"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"
by Not James. May 03, 2009
A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.
by JGTLBB February 12, 2014
A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.
by Danny Do Shit May 31, 2016
Son of a #$@%
by Gravity Falls Lover April 12, 2022
to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
by christian holmes April 19, 2007