Q: So Hymie, vy iss yur nose so big?A: Oy, Nathan, air iss free. Have a Nosh, Sheldon. "Knock off the Heebonics, I already have a dick in my ear."
by Rastus January 26, 2006
Get the Heebonics mug.Stands for "Caucasian Ebonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.
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Get the Weebonics mug.Language used by young females while texting or e-mailing. Related to L33T in that it abbreviates and uses symbols in place of words. Only it is done with far less intelligence, an odd use of extra letters despite the other abbreviations, and a savage over-or under-use of punctuation. Often used in elation or retaliation, the written word comes off sounding just as it would spoken by an overexcited, suburban, white high school girl.
"I tried to read her post, but I didn't understand it. Here, see if you can translate Bimbonics"......'seriousllyyy ppl need 2 get livess... like really all u ppl commenting this shittt either don't have lives.. gf's or are complete f&cking losersss to sit on ur computerr all dayyy and critice ppl who prolly look ten million timess better thenn youuu dooo;'
by Medusa Oblongata September 11, 2009
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Taken from "ebonics."
The language weaboos and furries alike use to appear cute, but end up annoying and almost illegible.
To use weebonics, follow this formula:
1) Usually there is no capitalization.
2) Every sentence usually starts with the first letter doubled to indicate stuttering.
3) R's and sometimes L's are replaced with W's.
4) Words ending with S may have an -H ending to denote a lisp.
5) Words beginning with th- will be replaced with d-.
6) "You" is often replaced with "chu."
7) Full stops (periods) are sometimes replaced with commas, especially in ellipses.
8) Obsessive use of *asterisks* and kaomoji emoticons, like "owo" or "uwu."
The language weaboos and furries alike use to appear cute, but end up annoying and almost illegible.
To use weebonics, follow this formula:
1) Usually there is no capitalization.
2) Every sentence usually starts with the first letter doubled to indicate stuttering.
3) R's and sometimes L's are replaced with W's.
4) Words ending with S may have an -H ending to denote a lisp.
5) Words beginning with th- will be replaced with d-.
6) "You" is often replaced with "chu."
7) Full stops (periods) are sometimes replaced with commas, especially in ellipses.
8) Obsessive use of *asterisks* and kaomoji emoticons, like "owo" or "uwu."
Person using weebonics: h-hewwo,, i-ish it okie to talk to chu? *hides in corner* owo
Average person: Who the hell are you?
Average person: Who the hell are you?
by nesswen December 15, 2021
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