Bedgasm

When you masturbate without touching yourself. Often done by blowing at your penis.

Kerry: Yo Ray, I had the best bedgasm last night!
Ray: Really? What did you use to do it?
Kerry: Air from my lungs

by ReginaRT April 18, 2015

bedgasm

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

by tagz July 29, 2007

Bedgasm

the intense feeling of orgasmic euphoria after just having had sex in your dream only to wake up mid thrust and realize you just had sex with your bed...

Definition Courtesy of Z-Pain after realizing his brother Jiggy is a lonely horndog.

"I had a bedgasm last night, it was terrible, I'm a lonely man."

by Messy22 February 23, 2009

Beatgasm

Once you have beaten something you have wanted to beat for along time, this word has a broad meaning though

Example 1

Guy1: wow you beat that kid up so bad
Guy2: Yeah I feel so good
Guy1: Beatgasm?
Guy2: Yeah

Example 2

Nerd1: I just beat dungeons and Dragons!
Nerd2: You must be so proud of yourself!
Nerd1: OH MY GOD I AM HAVING A BEATGASM GNA GNA GNA!!!!!!

by baldy45 November 12, 2011

Beatgasm

Noun - A music service exclusively for electronic dance music that reinvents the way that fans connect to music, artists, and fellow fans.

Beatgasm is probably the best thing ever to happen to EDM.

by itsjmac November 21, 2013

Bedgasm

The feeling of euphoria when you lay on bed after a very long day of work. Basically an orgasm with the bed.

Ahhh I had a bedgasm yesterday.

I can't wait to have a bedgasm.

by Js creative mind April 11, 2019

Breadgasm

A chemical reaction in the brain when a grainaholic consumes bread after going 4-6 hours without.

Man 1: Hey, do you want to go to pastos today?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I am going to have a breadgasm when I get there!

by BreadMonster6000 February 12, 2009