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BATNA

An acronym for Best Alternative To a Negotiated Agreement. The best alternative that a negotiating party can take if an agreement cannot be reached. The concept was developed by Roger Fisher and William Ury in their book “Getting to Yes: Negotiating Without Giving In.”
The President was terrible at negotiations , his BATNA, typically meant at best widespread suffering of others, to further his personal interests.
by mlhiss January 4, 2020
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Batnap

The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.
"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"

John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"

Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"

John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."
by Be Ess March 16, 2013
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batnips

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Batman & Robin? The one with the batnips?
Man 2: Yep.
by mlgst33lp0tat0w33d December 14, 2014
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Båtnakke

A baatnakke is a girl named Aisha Erbas. She is an upcoming something
Omg a båtnakke (baatnakke in english),
Who?
Aisha Erbas
by Aisha Erbas is nice December 4, 2019
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Holt Batnipples

n. 1. A popular pornstar 2. One who has a "package" for Neo 3. both of the above
"I'll trade your Holt Batnipples action figure for my tuna cassarole sandwich."
by Requiett November 11, 2004
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