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Big place to have sex i recommend just try to hide ur kids before all that seks ur doing
Oh no our bathtub is full of batman cum
Bathtub by Sebanwonderland June 15, 2021
A white rectangular object mostly used for sexual activity
Hey Ryan, did you hear that those two boys fucked in the bathtub
Bathtub by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021
Bathtub is an activity that requires up to 15-30 men and one woman, the woman sits in the bathtub and all the men ejaculate into the bathtub in effort to try fill it up
"Dude, at the Halloween party me and my friends played Bathtub with his wife."
Bathtub by Scattypatty October 29, 2026

bathtub mermaid 

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.
bathtub mermaid by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Bathtub Goblin 

A particularly scary creature living in your tub. Originated from a fearsome picture of Whoopi Goldberg.
"oh God! I'm not taking a bath NOW."
"What is it?"
*points* "It's the Bathtub Goblin...AGAIN."
Bathtub Goblin by U.Steve April 4, 2009

bathtub bong 

The item of marijuana paraphernalia that is evolved when one is so chronic that one brings ones gravity bong into the bath with oneself.

Usually in the form of a 2-liter soda bottle with the bottom cut off, the bathtub bong is always the piece in a marijuana smoker's collection that he has had the most fond memories with.

Because you can't call yourself a pothead if you haven't passed out in a bath full of warm bong water.
Stoner: "Yo, Brosephus Rex, where's my bathtub bong?"
Roommate of Said Stoner: "I was using it in the sink like a normal person, you fuckin' pothead."
bathtub bong by CocaineMorman420 March 19, 2009
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