Bastard

Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an asshole, because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.

1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john?

2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.

by Riftalope March 31, 2007

bastard

n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer

Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.

by Dyslexic Bibliophile May 8, 2007

Bastard

A Child Grown up With Out a Father.

"What about his dad?"
"He isnt around."
"Oh so he's a bastard?"

by MisukiAmiko February 26, 2018

bastard

the male version of a bicth- female dog , but a male bicth

your such a fucking bastard

by gglove.care August 6, 2017

Bastard

1. A way to insult another person in a vulgar way.

2. A child born without wed parents.

1. You rotten bastard!

2. Yeh, that's just some poor bastard kid there.

by Vegeta-sama June 17, 2004

bastard

1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.

damn bastards

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

Bastard

1) A person born with parents out of marriage

2)A person born without a father

3)A person without a father

4)A person that is irritating or annoying

blah blah blah blah

Hey stop that noise you bastard!

by bladefam January 18, 2009