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Bants

Bants is the name for comfortable leisure pants, sweat pants or pj bottoms.
I changed out of my jeans and into my bants as soon as I got home from work.
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Bants

Like banter but even the word is banter
No need to get so saly its just bants
by Bad ass MUDDA FUKKA December 14, 2017
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Bants

Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.

Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag

Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.

ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*

You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.

If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.

He has good good bants to be fair.
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Gilly Bants

A term used to justify mundane behaviour from certain individuals on Snapchat. For example a person will claim to be having vast amounts of fun while residing on a stationary bus.

Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.
by OsborneIRL November 18, 2013
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spin bants

A phrase used ironically, it has no real meaning and originates from the North of England. The phrase can be often found with a hand sign where you connect your thumb to your first finger and hold your hand up close to somebody's face. It is also possible to roll ones eyes into their head and fling your jaw from side to side as if one is "gurning".
"How was that biology exam?" - Person 1
"Absolute spin bants! Pure piss mate, piss on chips!" - Person 2
by Yarker_ June 15, 2017
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Criminal Bants

When something is so banterous it should be made illegal, or should require laws to be put in place to contain such high level Banter
alex "i genuinely cant believe that its possible for one man to get so many apology letters on fifa"
db "mate i'd say thats beyond standard banterous levels, thats absolute criminal bants "
by Douchez June 19, 2011
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Mb bants

The biggest roadman in london don't chat to him or you will get shanked.
by Caden is peng July 9, 2020
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