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the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"
Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!
balls by darksideofthepaul June 29, 2008
Big, soft, squishy, delicate, and important spherical-ish organs that hang a couple inches below a male's penis. They are kept in a nut sack to regulate the cooler temperature that they need to create sperm. If you hit them on a guy, it is very painful. Guys usually like it when girls feel them and rub them and suck on them.
Oh man, Jenna sucked my balls today and it felt sooo good.
balls by Bananaandbeans October 15, 2012
Can be used in place of Fuck, shit,crap or damnit to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc.
Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"
balls by J Rock May 13, 2005
Dude, you must have some major balls to fuck that shit
Balls by Kevin December 8, 2002
Definition #1: the centre of a man's life

Definition #2: bravery

Definition #3: authority
Definition #1: My balls itch.

Definition #2: We all went to Skatopia to skate the biggest ramp, but Jake was the only one with the balls to do it.

Defintion #3: Dude, what kind of balls do you have to flip me off, huh?!?
balls by DamianRules123 June 10, 2007
"Balls!" cried the queen. "If I had too (two), I could be king."

The king laughed. Not because he wanted to, but because he had too (two).
balls by Ratfish February 23, 2008