baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.

"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"

by Lokear July 12, 2019

baby shark

a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is

baby shark is garbage

by bigbballs November 4, 2021

Baby Shark

A player ; Someone who basically hops on person to person.

"ayo you seen jahnya !! she a baby shark, she just broke up with me and got with eric."- Derek
"dAng bro."

by --heyuu February 25, 2019

Baby Shark

A word used to describe someone who you feel some sympathy for.

Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!

by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019

Baby Shark

When you getting that good brain, and she stick her thumb and index finger in ya booty hole and twists that shit.

Warning: extreme pleasure

John: Ay breh, why you walking funny?
Me: My booty hole hurts
John: Why breh?
Me: My girl fucking baby shark'd ass last night

by poosipower August 25, 2018

Baby shark

A huge meme

Baby shark dodododo

by BABYDODODO October 8, 2018

baby shark

The person who gives head and frequently scrapes their teeth on the penis. See tiger shark

My priest always would baby shark me.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018