bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

Bashful Turtle

When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.

"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."

"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."

by emmdeejay April 23, 2010

bashful banana

When a man is engaging in intercourse and his penis loses it's erection and rapidly softens.

The date went really well, but when we got back to my place he got all bashful banana on me.

by Chef Juicy September 28, 2017

Bashful Benjamin

A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.

I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.

by Matt Markese March 24, 2004

Bashful

Full of bashes or insults

Yo Kaela, why are you being so bashful right now? You are so cold!

by Francis H. June 24, 2020

Bashfull Testicals

when a mans testicals never drop

since randy had been born with bashfull testicals he couldn't get gina pregnant

by machinamia January 1, 2010

Bashful

a man who is content that he has done something terribley wrong/inappropriate

mr. grumbstein was bashfull about upon hearing his children were violently murdered because he was the culprit

by the rHeal Deal June 26, 2008