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B.U.O's

Bruises of unknown origan
ie) After a night out drinking with friends I woke up with several b.u.o's.
by spiceS June 19, 2011
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B.F.U.S.S.

A Blood-Feces-Urine-Semen-Stain
When Robert returned the book to Regina, he had left a giant B.F.U.S.S. all over page 37, which had seeped through the next four chapters.
by Pure Awesome Robert May 4, 2006
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D.S.B.U

Dangerous Sperm Build Up.

This occurs when a guy hasn't "relieved himself" or had sex for an extended period of time, resulting in an unusual level of horniness. Which could possibly interfere with normal activity.
Dude #1: Man!! I haven't hooked up with any girls in like a month, I have D.S.B.U it's driving me nuts.

Dude #2: Oh Shit!! we need to get you some ass...or a playboy.
by Sebhatu. A January 4, 2009
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B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.
Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.
by Rich Davis July 14, 2008
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B.S.U.

BULL SHIT UNLIMITED. aka,a compulsive liar. they lie all the time, about anything. if you take careful notes on what they tell you, you can fuck with them unmercifully!like B.S.U. said on April 14th, his "oil money" would be directly deposited in his bank account, but was too broke to buy lunch on the 16th.
Oh, fuck. here comes B.S.U. wonder what he's gonna lie about today...
by da trick biatch May 4, 2006
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H.U.B.S.

Stands for 'Head Up Butt Syndrome.' Common among bosses and general douchebags. Someone who has H.U.B.S. always thinks they are right no matter how wrong they really are.
employee 1: "Nick said the kitchen looked like crap after you cleaned it last night"

employee 2: "Are you kidding, I bleached every inch of that kitchen, it was sparkling."

employee 1: 'Yeah, I know. Nick has an incurable case of H.U.B.S."
by farragamo12345 January 18, 2010
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d.u.b.s.

D.u.b.s meaning: "dick under belt system". also refered to as simply "dubs", is a erection concelment and supression method used mostly by highschool students. Also you can earn extra points if the head of your penis can be seen above suppression line when your arms are raised

*note* belt can be substituted for the elastic lining of underpants.
Damn, that bitch i sit behind in math is so hot. i had to sport tha dubs to hide my woody.
by SamSportinDubs February 3, 2005
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