T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U.

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe

Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

by CFDC Rocks March 3, 2009

t.t.b.u.t

T.T.B.U.T is the abbreviation of think twice before u talk

Your Stupid...T.T.B.U.T

by Dcsofes March 16, 2016

T.U.B.S.

Totally Unnecessary Bitch Session - The act of being bitched at by a friend or significant other for seemingly no reason at all, often accompanied by false claims, random insults, and long rants.

Something wrong Sarah? Jennifer totally just text T.U.B.S.ed me for not returning her phone call the other day.

by Convicted010 August 25, 2013

D I A B E E T U S

When U have had bad eating habits and U eat sugar every day instead of the food U SHOULD have

I H A V E D I A B E E T U S

by s22jjames December 18, 2018

P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

R.T.F.U.O.T.B.

Acronym for "roll the fuck up out this bitch," another way of saying "leave."

Josh: "Are we leaving yet?"
Jim: "Yeah let's R.T.F.U.O.T.B."

by jayohb33 November 9, 2008

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U.

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U. or "Try to Break Up, You'll Get Fucked Up."

Mainly to expect to hear this from overly clingy people in an unhealthy relationship.

"I love you so much. I swear, T.B.U.Y.G.F.U.!!!"

by Cypherus McClain January 7, 2014