B.P.S

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Meh: hey buddy wwi. Buddy: damn hoe leave me alone u doin too much * WACK WACK * Meh : *bleedin* calls b.p.s. Buddy: NO IM SORRY . Meh: FUCK U MANNNN.

by Nonchalantilack October 23, 2019

B.P.P.S.

Big PeePee Syndrome, have a large penis, packing shmeat, holding back a trouser monster.

Becky: Did you see David's skinny jeans?
Sara: No, why?
Becky: How did you not! He has a serious case of B.P.P.S. oh my god.

by Dixon Ormus May 31, 2019

B.D.P.S.

B.D.P.S. stands for Blind and deaf parent syndrome. (see also B.P.S.) These kinds of parents display the same symptoms as a parent with B.P.S. but they are "Deaf" when it comes to their childs musical ability.

Parent example could not believe that their child wasn't the principle of his/her section in Band/Orchestra. Parent Example thought that he sounded like a pro when he/she practiced at home

by Chrystal9lotus September 9, 2005

U.B.P.L.'s

1. Acronym for "Ultra Beefy Pussy Lips".

2. A beat-up, turned-out vagina that is usually accompained by a foul odor and/or taste.

You're gettin' it on with a chick that you've never been with before. You go down to drink from her natural spring of goodness only to notice that she has one of those vaginas that looks like someone reached up in there, pulled it inside out, and left it hanging. "Damn... that bitch has got U.B.P.L.'s!!!"

by Thunder80 September 23, 2010

P.b.s.

Pussy Bitch Syndrome: when one is being a complete pussy or bitch and complaining about a fake or minor illness or injury.

peter: i cant go to practice today cause i just got a flu shot and my arm really hurts.

matt: oh yeah i heard that causes P.b.s. so suck it up fag

by look away November 19, 2010

P.B.S

Private Blunt Smoking. Meaning smoking alone

Ya'll can't smoke with me, I'm P.B.S 'ing

by ThEmEsHaLl December 21, 2010

P.B.S

P.B.S = Poopy Butt Syndrome

The act of having fecal matter on the outer ring of ones anus resulting in poopy butt syndrome. Poopy butt syndrome usually causes S.B.S. (Smelly Butt Sybdrome) and mostly I.B.S. (Ithcy Butt Syndrome.

1) Oh dude, my anus itches so bad. I am suffering from IBS because I have P.B.S.

2) After Remix got pounded in his rear he was suffering from P.B.S.

by Douglas Physher April 18, 2011