Bellend

The tip (head) of a mans penis (dick); meaning dickhead.

Mike don't take another shot, you turn into a bellend when you're drunk.

Bellend by AeroGurL May 22, 2020

bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

bellend by Robert Goatse March 3, 2003

British bellend

A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.

That guy looks like the typical British bellend!

British bellend by shart95 January 16, 2015

Chillen with my billen 

Chillen with the billen means your chilling at home watching YouTube or drawing, in other words your doing absolutely nothing. If your talking to a friend about it means your just doing the same as normal. Another way to say it, is chillen with THE billen.

Friend #1: What’s up man?
Friend #2: Not much, just chillen with my billen.

Chillen with my billen by Chezitss December 21, 2019

bellend cheddar 

the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.

"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"

bellend cheddar by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

Bellenduous 

(adj., pejorative)

1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;

synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.

"Jonny, that was utterly bellenduous"

Bellenduous by scaryfishman December 7, 2009

bellend hat 

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.

matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly

bellend hat by marvin barrs November 22, 2004