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Aztec

Verb meaning:
"to say that you are moving on after an argument, but to never actually do so."
Named after a certain member of a forum who often had arguments, and spent several weeks seeking the forgiveness of other forum members.

Various Meanings:
To declare that one is moving on after an argument, without committing themself.
To suggest moving on after an argument, but never actually doing so.
To announce moving on even when there has not been an argument.
The period of idle between a (sometimes non-existent, or very old) argument, and the period of forgiving.
"You sound like an Aztec"
"You are being a total Aztec"
"stop pulling an Aztec!"
by Colin/Irene December 5, 2004
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Aztec

Dat bitch name is aztec 😑
by Big_45 July 2, 2020
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aztec

another way of saying aesthetic (not to be confused with the aztec empire)
person 1: "omg did u see daniel's new shades?"
person 2: "yesss they're so aztec."

person 1: "stop, i really wanna redecorate my room."
person 2: "ikr, im so happy i did mine last year. it's all aztec and pastel."
by gopro7reekal November 7, 2023
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Aztec Sunrise

The morning after a night so crazy, you might've travelled not only in space but in time
Phil woke up on top of a Pyramid with the high priest standing over him; it was a true Aztec Sunrise
by NICK_HUGE_FAN December 15, 2011
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Aztec two-step

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
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Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.
"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."
by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005
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Aztec Fist Bump

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021
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