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Asexual

Someone who is immune to the sexual attractiveness of others, regardless of gender.
(Often abbreviated as "Ace")
Alex: "Damn how are you not attracted to me I'm the most beautiful person on earth!"
Anne: "I'm asexual bitch" *explosion as she walks off*
by AnneWorldEater May 25, 2021
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Biromantic asexual

Being romantically attracted to both genders, but does not have sexual attraction.
I'm biromantic asexual, so I'll date a girl or a guy but won't have sex.
by Ilikeplaid June 26, 2015
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Asexual

An asexual is an individual who is is not sexually attracted to either men or women. Important classifications to note:

Repulsed Asexuals: Asexuals that are opposed to the idea of having sex with any other individual. Some may masturbate to release any sexual tension, though some even find masturbation repulsive.

Flexible Asexuals: Asexuals that are more open to the idea of having sex and may be willing to have sex for the benefit of a sexual partner. Some flexible asexuals may even enjoy having sex.

Aromantic Asexuals: Asexuals who have little or no romantic drive. They usually prefer to be single. Some even never experience crushes. Aromantic asexuals are usually repulsed asexuals.

Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who have a romantic drive and often have a desire to find a significant other. Romantic asexuals can be either flexible or repulsed. Flexible ones are usually willing to date sexuals and asexuals, repulsed ones usually prefer to date other asexuals when possible. Romantic asexuals are split into a few subcategories.

Hetero-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of the opposite gender.

Homo-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of the same gender.

Bi-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of the same gender and the opposite gender.

Pan-Romantic Asexuals: Asexuals who are EMOTIONALLY attracted to individuals of all genders.
1) Whenever me and my friends get together and start talking about our sex lives, Tom always drops out of the conversation. I think he might be asexual.

2) Please don't ask me to explain the difference between emotional and physical attraction. I am a repulsed aromantic asexual who has never experienced a crush so I wouldn't know.

3) Dumb Girl: OMGZ all my boyfriends have sucked I'm going to become asexual!

Asexual Girl: Since you are having bad luck with men, and you apparently have the power to magically change your sexual orientation, why not become a lesbian and give women a try?

Dumb Girl: *blank stare*

4) Asexuals do not experience sexual attraction. They are like the opposite of a bisexual, or a pansexual if you want to be technical. Is that really so difficult to understand?
by AromanticAsexual April 18, 2010
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heteroromantic asexual

Being romantically attracted to the opposite sex, while maintaining very little to no sexual attraction to any gender.
Homosexual Friend : "Hey man, you sure you're straight? 'Cuz you're pretty hot."
Me : We've talked about this. I'm not even technically straight. Well, sorta. I'm a heteroromantic asexual.
by SuicidalHousecat June 2, 2017
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Asexualfucking.org

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Pan-Romantic Asexual

Pansexual:
1. Adjective: A group which is open to members of all sexual orientations or gender identities including straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual, or transvestite.

2. Noun: A person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, transexuals, tansvestites, gender benders, hermaphrodites, intersexuals, androgenous people.

Synonyms: omnisexual

Asexual:

a person who is not interested in or does not desire sexual activity, either within or outside of a relationship. asexuality is not the same as celibacy, which is the willful decision to not act on sexual feelings. asexuals, while not physically sexual-type folks, are none the less quite capable of loving, affectionate, romantic ties to others.

Pan-Romantic:
Attracted to all sexes in a romantic way.

Pan-Romantic Asexual:
Attracted to all sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Used by asexuals instead of biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.
- So you're dating a girl?
~ No, he's a guy.
- But she was born a girl?
~ He's female to male transgender, and I love him.
- So if he gets the surgery to get a penis, you'll have sex with him?
~ No, I'm pan-romantic asexual. I love hearts not parts, but I don't want to have sex.
by broken_angel July 14, 2015
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Asexuals Invade Denmark

There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.

The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.

There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.
The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰
by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022
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